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▽美式幽默
Hello，youve reached Jim and Sara.
We cant pick upthe phone right now，
because were doing something we really enjoy.
Sara likes doing it up and down，
and I like doing it left to right.
So leave a message，
and when were done brushing our teeth，
well get back to you.
(嗨，这里是Jim和Sara的家。我们现在不能接电话，
因为我们正在干一件我们非常喜欢干的事情。
Sara喜欢一上一下地干，而我却喜欢一左一右地干。
好吧，请留言吧，等我们刷完牙，我们将给您回电话。)
▽英式幽默
Two men are chatting.
One said, Have you read in the local newspaper
about these two thieves caught yesterday
One stole some batteries,
and one stole some fire-crackers.
- No. What happened afterwards
- One was charged, and one let off.
两个男人在聊天。
一个说：你在当地报纸上读过吗
关于昨天抓到的这两个小偷
一个偷了一些电池，
还有一个偷了一些爆竹。
-不，后来发生了什么事
一个被指控，一个被释放。
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